The Friendly Ghost

Bill Cosby said it best: If you only have one child, you are not REALLY a parent, because when something gets broken YOU KNOW WHO DID IT.

In our case, we are indeed parents and frequently have episodes where we need to decipher "who dunnit".  Lately, they have both been insisting not only that they didn't do it, but then they cover for the other one as well, e.g. Ashlee will say "it wasn't me, and it wasn't Holly!".

So I, knowing I am catching them in a lie, say "well Ashlee if it wasn't you and it wasn't Holly, who was it?" 

Ashlee's reply:  "CASPERRRR!!"